Cantankerous Links




I Hate.. EVERYTHING

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  • Authors, file this under what NOT to do. This dude is such a grumpy smurf. He must not need money or exposure.
  • Book nerd tattoo!
  • The Louisville Public Library is underwater and needs your help.
  • New short story by friend of the blog,Nichelle Tramble.
  • Hurrah for David Anthony Durham, winner of the 2009 Campbell Award. (I love what a flexible writer he is. Go, David, Go!)
  • I posted earlier about the loss of Peggy Cooper Cafritz’s art collection, but this NYT article gives more details about the lost treasures. Ms. Cafritz has always been a major patron of the arts, taking care to nurture black artists. I am sure the collection was insured, but some things can never be replaced.
  • Have you noticed that editors never give you a flat rejection anymore? It’s always,”I love this, but…” Or “It’s not you, it’s the market…”
  • Other bloggers are getting into swag. Here are goodies from FunkyBrownChick and WeLoveBlackAuthors.
  • Ooh Pretty! Another excellent reason to explore the New York Public Library.
  • A national summit on arts jounalism.
  • What to do when you are not down with your editor’s suggestions.
  • Not literary: Early video of Rick James. Kurtis Blow turns 50.
  • Sue William Silverman is an excellent memoirist. She has just published a how-to called Fearless Confessions. Check it out and check out this Q&A.
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    Dwayne Betts in DC Tonight

    I know that I am a bit immoderate about my affection for R. Dwayne Betts. That said, I want to encourage everyone in DC to come to his reading and signing at Busboys and Poets tonight at 6:30.
    I went to the post office today to pick up all the mail that accumulated while I was in Virginia. Amid the catalogs, bills, etc. was my copy of Dwayne’s book. I tore open the envelope. As soon as I pulled it out, A Question of Freedom became the star of the whoe post office. You would have thought it was a newborn baby! Everyone wanted to hold the book, thumb through the pages, and write down the title. I know everyone is so gloom and doom about the future of reading, but that post office was full of regular folks and they were all digging Dwayne’s book. And even I was so hypnotized by the writing on the first couple of pages that I didn’t even notice my tax refund check! (That’s serious.)
    If you go to the event at Busboys tonight, send me a cameraphone pic!

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    Leaving Town Links

  • Being as I have pretty much finished up my novel (whoo hoo!) I am pulling up stakes and heading back to NYC to get my summer on!
  • Saeed Jones has helpful hints on how to survive a poetry workshop.
  • Be good to your publicist and she’ll be good to you.
  • Get your drink on at the library?
  • Remember the whitewash of the book, Liar? Well there will be a new cover. My question is whether they will go with a black girl on the cover or that queasy middle ground of no face at all. (The Angry Black Woman has a really conprehensive link round-up on the topic.)
  • Coffee shops are tired of you and your laptop.
  • Authors: meet your deadlines or give the money back!
  • Ghostwriting, if you have the temperament for it, is a good way to make money.
  • Walter Mosely knows why we love to read about murder.
  • Hey! Don’t steal other people book covers.
  • Despite the raw deal she got with The Cheetah Girls, Deborah Gregory is giving TV another shot.
  • If this guy can get a book out of opening a cafe that failed, the certainly Laura Ling and Euna Ling have a story worth writing.
  • Why flowers are cooler than people.
  • Women writers, sick of AWP, are starting thier own conference.
  • Feminist bookstores on line.
  • Lorloca has opportunities for women writers and one for poets!
  • Not literary but Whitney Houston doesn’t really sound like herself and that makes me sad.
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    When Your Friend is Suddenly Large

    I actually started this post just based on the cover of I’m So Happy For You by Lucinda Rosenfeld. I just loved the orange of the dress and how the fingers-crossed gesuture worked with the title to let us know exactly what this book is about. The plan was to post the cover and let that stand in for today’s blog entry. The head line would be “Best Cover Ever” or something like that. But then, I poked around to see what the book was actually about and it motivated me to post in a little more detail.
    I’m So Happy for You is a about a friendship that is wrecked when one of the friends starts to get all the good things that the other friend wants. Of course the “good things” are all sort of lame markers like a pretty house, a nice fiance, pregnacy, etc. (YAWN). But the root issue is worth thinking about.
    What do you do when you and a friend are working toward the same goals and your friend suddenly blows up?
    Here is how I almost lost a friend due to my own stupid insecurity. I have a friend who got sort of famous in the field. I wasn’t jealous of her, but I felt sort of intimidated by her success. Before things started going so well, I used to call her all the time. When I shopped for shoes, I would send her a cell-phone picture. What do you think? Too slutty? But when she started hobnobbing in high places, I felt silly doing these things. I started to worry that what used to be BFF behavior was now a bother– a distraction from her fabulous life. So what did I do? I withdrew.
    Keep in mind that your friend is under the impression that she is the same person she always was. She’s wondering why you aren’t calling. She’s thinking maybe you don’t care anymore what she thinks of your shoes. Also, factor in this: if your friend’s life in changing rapidly, she needs her girlfriends now more than ever. This is no time for you to get insecure and flake.
    Remember, you’re friends because you care about each other. It has nothing to do with your resumes.

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    Do It Yourself Links

  • DIY. Make your own fake Kenyan birth certificate.

  • Just got my copy of Read Hard, Five Years of Great Writing From The Believer. My essay about Black History Month is included.
  • How E. Lynn encouraged a jewelry saleman to follow his real dream.
  • Major response to the MFA application coaching scandal.
  • New Jersey Writers: It’s your turn for the Writers Exchange Award. GO FOR IT!
  • Ed Champion follows up on the no cursing bookstore policy.
  • Gonzalez is not impressed with Urrea.
  • Lots of yummy writers will be at the 92nd Street Y this year!
  • The ABA site has nice monthly links.
  • Why authors get mad when reviewers give away the ending.
  • Fire detroys the home of Peggy Cooper Cafritz, a great patron of artists of color.
  • Why we love vampires.
  • Sex worker reading series.
  • Let me just quote the editor: J. Randy Taraborrelli’s barely updated bio of Michael Jackson gets slapped upside the head in today’s Wash Post.
  • These are the best books published in the last sixty years? Really?
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    I Had No Idea I Was So Passionate About This

    There was drama yesterday in the twitterverse about an organization that offers to help writers with the MFA application process—for $335. The virtual feathers flew! I went over to the website to see what all the noise was about. My take: I don’t think it’s a good idea to pay someone to whip your writing sample into shape for your application. I am not saying that you shouldn’t have someone look it over and accept feedback, but I do not encourage you to hire an MFA expert. Here’s why.
    You want to find an MFA program that’s right for you, and your work. Abramson Leslie Consulting highlights the fact that all of their consultants are graduates from Iowa Writers Workshop. As many people know, this program is thought to be the best in the country. Whether it is the best or not, it is not the only program in the country and it may not be the right program for you. (Sandra Cisneros said she hated it.) You need to let your work find a good home for itself; if that is Iowa, so be it. If it’s not, that’s cool, too.
    I think of this like love. Let’s say that someone offered to make you over in such a way that would lead to you being attractive to a Certain Person. Let’s say for the sake of this post, that this was even possible. So, once you have been accepted by the Certain Person is it going to be a good match, really? When you take off the wig and the mask? When you start speaking in your real accent? You need to be in a program that wants to work with you in your true voice. If the way you WRITE isn’t accepted by a particular program, do you think YOU will be accepted?
    This is not to be naïve. I know that there are benefits to having the right pedigree. I am not one to downplay privilege and benefits. And yes, it never hurts to be associated with a hard-core hegemonic institution like the Iowa Writers Workshop. I have been to Bread Loaf and it seems that nearly everyone crossed paths before at Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Iowa, etc. (However, I think this is as much a matter of socio-economic class than the pull of the actual institutions.)
    This said, let us not lose fact that the MFA is an educational process. I got my MFA at Arizona State University—not exactly a name-droppy place. But I learned so much studying with Ron Carlson. I won’t say he made me a writer, but he helped me take my work to the next level and I will be grateful to him for the rest of my life. ASU was the right program for me. I don’t know if I would have written the book I wrote had I been at Iowa or Columbia or Wherever the Hell. (I was a Ph.D. student at The University of Iowa for three years in the early nineties and I can say, unequivocally, that those were the very worst years of my life. Just writing this has made me upset. Seriously. It may cost me my writing day.)
    But to get back to my original point, don’t pay someone to help you fit into the mold of a particular program. If you want to go to school, get your team together and let them vet your manuscript. Pick a school because you want to work with their faculty. Choose a part of the country that won’t leave you isolated and depressed. (Ask me about trying to get my hair done in Iowa City. Ask me about trying to go on a date.) Go somewhere where you are wanted, where the faculty shows enthusiasm for you and your work. Talk to students at the school and see if you dig them. You want to go somewhere where you will be nourished as person, which will noursish you as a writer.
    Maybe it’s just me, but I think that my sanity is worth so much more than to be able to coo over cocktails, “When I was in the Workshop….”

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    Wired Links




    Percival Everett

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  • Renee says she learned more about writing novels from The Wire than from the two years she spent getting her MFA.
  • Percival Everett interviewed on The Bat Segundo Show.
  • The editors at Vanity Fair take a red pen to Sarah Palin’s resignation speech.
  • Funny persona work. Bubbles The Chimp speaks.
  • More funny. Inside the beer summit.
  • This is no funny ha-ha. This is funny weird.
  • Librarians with tattoos.
  • Not all Black Girls Know How To Eat. The LA Times is iffy about the cover. I am not feeling the title.
  • Ghostwriter to the stars passes away at age 90.
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    Everette Lynn Harris: 1955-2009




    E. Lynn Harris

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  • Services for E. Lynn Harris will be held Saturday in his home state of Arkansas. Link includes information on how to send cards and flowers.
  • Harris’s final novel, Mama Dearest, is available for pre-order on Amazon.
  • The brothers remember “Lynn”: Moving tributes byReggie Harris and L. Lamar Wilson .
  • Autopsy shows that ELH died from a heart attack, brought on by high blood pressure.

    Everybody, take care of yourselves; watch the sugar & salt. Try and get some excercise. I know we’re all busy, but get out and at least do a little walking. We lost somebody special in E. Lynn Harris. Honor him by honoring yourself.

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    Pretty Little Boxes are For Pretty Little Girls

    Today I ran across this interesting article about Jennifer Weiner’s dust-up with a bookstore in Boston. Apparently, the bookstore owners asked her to give a reading without any curse words. It’s not like Jennifer is Richard Pryor. Her work reflects a sort of average diction. The work “fuck” comes up here or there, but not generally as a transitive verb—if you know what I mean. Anyway, Jennifer is now #1 on the NYT list, so obvs this didn’t hurt her, but it’s still something worth blogging about. I was once told to tone down the language. It took place at the public library in Phoenix. I won’t say that I was scarred for life by the incident, but I still remember the moment.
    If you know my work, you’ll know that there are probably a grand total of seventeen curse words in my whole oeuvre. But about three of them occur in one of my favorite readings from The Untelling. I am speaking of the scene when the girls come home to find their crazy mom has locked them out of the house. The rebellious older sister curses up a tiny storm over this. But, I like to read the scene because it has a lot of dialogue and it’s kinda funny.
    After I read this scene, a woman raised her hand. “Why did you put so many curse words in your book. Are you that kind of person or did your editor force you to be obscene to try and sell a book?” I was shocked. Obscene? A little naughty, maybe.. but obscene?
    Despite the fact that I knew I wasn’t in the wrong, I felt oddly ashamed. The closest I can come to describing it is to say that I felt the way you do when you are all dressed up looking cute and someone tells you that you are showing too much cleavage or your dress is too short. I use this example because her criticism felt very gendered. I have been to so many readings by men who curse like they invented profanity. But when it comes to women writers, people are way more likely to try and make you reign it in.
    After that experience at the library, I started feeling weird reading that section. I often ask my host before I go on the mike, “Is this place conservative? Can I say ‘fuck’ here?” That one woman in Phoenix with her bitter-orange complexion hsd given me a complex. She somehow tapped into the residue of my conservative southern upbringing. I spent so much of my life trying not to be a pretty little girl, living in pretty little box, and I had let a judgemental stranger stuff me back in.
    About a year or two ago, I gave a reading in Atlanta. For the theme of the reading, it made sense to read the scene when Aria gets into a fight with her crack-addict neighbor in the front yard. And, you can bet there’s some spicy language there. I started my worrying about saying “motherfucker” in a public place and a friend said, “Listen. They invited you here as a writer. They didn’t ask you here to be a nice girl.” He was right. If I am woman enough to write the book, I am woman enough to read it out loud.

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    Ready For My Close Up Links




    Yes, That’s Me

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  • NPR has posted a cool slide show of author photos by Marion Ettlinger, including this nice picture of me. Don’t you think I look like a opera singer, circa 1922? (Other writers featured include my beloved Rigoberto Gonzalez and the ultra gorgeous Olympia Vernon.)
  • There is drama about crime fiction vs. literary fiction. This reminds me of the debate about “urban lit.” Look at how much less intense the discussion is without the variable of race.
  • Listen to Natasha Trethewey read her poem, “Myth.”
  • Images from the Harlem Book Fair.
  • E.Lynn Harris left one last book and it is slated for release.
  • Alain de Botton has a great TED Talk about the myth of “success.” It’s long, but worth a listen.
  • Keats home has been reopened, and Langston Hughes’s home has been sold for about $17K.
  • The Stotomayor vote in haikus.
  • Did you know that Red Hen Press has an imprint only for lesbian writers?
  • Antoinette Brim on being a writer, teacher, mother, and poet.
  • Sarah, as always, has excellent links for those who are into crime fiction.
  • In the mood for verse? Rigoberto Gonzalez and Eduardo C. Corral.
  • Women poets, here is a first book prize for you!
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